... >NFL Game of the Week . It's around 12:30pm EST and you’re busy killing your hangover by throwing back shots of Jack Daniels for breakfast while searching the Internet for news on LaDainian Tomlinson’s new vaginal injury to see where your money should be going. It’s beautiful outside and you could not care less because there’s football on TV. There’s no reason to leave the house today unless you run out of beer. Even God took Sundays off. Why can’t you?

Because you have a girlfriend and she’s not putting up with you sitting on the couch all day.

So, for all the guys out there who have this dilemma, we’ve hatched a list of 10 surefire ways to get that hag out of the house so you can enjoy the day you’ve waited for all week. It’s the least we can do so you can spend your days with us, instead of her.

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