11. Put together Mel Kiper’s Scripps National Spelling Bee Big Board

Because somebody’s gotta do it. And a quick reminder, Bee Week kicks off May 26.

10. Go back to plotting the hit on Todd McShay

The younger, more knowledgeable, better looking, less annoying version of Kiper is quietly becoming ESPN’s go-to guy when it comes to analysis on the NFL Draft. Think of McShay as Tim Kurkjian, to Kiper’s Peter Gammons.

9. Return to Safeway for his offseason job

“Mel Kiper, clean up on aisle seven...Kiper to aisle seven. Thank you.”

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