Keep Your Shirt On: Andre Smith Is The Best Tackle In The Draft


Published: April 20, 2009


... on lard filled Krispy Kremes for a week.

Andre's physique reminds me of that super tan old lady that tongue kissed the dog in There's Something About Mary. If you watch his 40 on super slo-mo, Mr. Smith looks like he had a pair of old socks filled with pennies and surgically adhered to his chest. But let's move past that Bizarro Bo Derek image and move on to his "off-field issues".

Sure he has not been the most savvy player in navigating the sea of irrelevance that is the pre-draft run up. And yes he was kicked to the curb for inappropriate conduct by Nick friggin' Saban. I mean Nick Saban telling you are that you're acting inappropriately is like having Jennifer Aniston tell you you're "a little needy". Let's all agree that Andre has some "off field" issues.

Andre Smith is not the first player to screw the pooch prior to the draft. Warren Sapp, Dan Marino, Randy Moss, and Boomer Esiason headline the list of players that dropped in the draft and ...

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