Vikings Coach Brad Childress Grows Back Mustache in Power Play (Satire)

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Published: January 2, 2010

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... silver scruff and Brad Childress's newly acquired beard.

Since Childress became coach of the Minnesota Vikings, he has often ruled with an iron mustache. Until recently, when the coach switched to a more "Minnesota Outdoors" look, the mustache was a staple.

Commentators have been scrutinizing Childress over his decision to grow a full beard, because of the dulling effect it has had on the powerful mustache.

After much speculation, the mustache, which many claim can be seen from outer space, has made an appearance once again on the coach's face.

When asked about his decision to remove the rest of the beard and groom his mustache, Childress said; "It's standard operating procedure. This is something we do week-in and week-out."

Brett Favre, whose audibles have frustrated Childress lately, said of the mustache; "It's a technique coaches have used for years to exert their dominance. But, man, I've been in this game a long time and I've never seen a 'st...

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