UFL Looks to Sign Michael Vick, Jesus Christ

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Published: March 13, 2009


... killer and disgraced former Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick along with the Son of God, Jesus Christ.

UFL commissioner Michael Huyghue made it known earlier this week that Vick, who remains behind bars on federal dog fighting charges, would be welcome in the league provided a number of criteria are met.

For starters, Vick would have to complete his sentence in full.  Further, the Falcons would have to release him, as they still own his contractual rights and finally, the league would require positive feedback from fans about Vick's return to the game.

In order to secure fan support, Huyghue is looking at inviting Christ, who was discovered by Vick shortly after the dogfighting charges were brought against him, in to the UFL fold.

"He appears to be a calming influence for Vick," stated Huyghue, "and besides, he's the Son of God.  That will being some much-needed attention to the league."

When asked if a...

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