Spring Cleaning My Dallas Cowboys’ Grievances

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Published: March 23, 2009


... there was a holiday that day.

Confused and a little excited about what that holiday might be, I leaned closer to read the fine print, hopeful that maybe—just maybe—I might have an excuse to eat some cake and ice cream.

Unfortunately, this "holiday" was a lame one. Friday, Mar. 20, 2009 is apparently the day that "Spring Begins." Yippee!

No cake, no ice cream...Oh well, that was probably for the best.

Several minutes after this discovery, however, two thoughts began to creep slowly into my mind.

The first was inconsequential but still slightly annoying. I realized, for perhaps the first time ever, that every school I had ever attended had been lying to me all along. There is no such thing as "Spring Break."

Every spring break I have ever been on started in early March, typically right after or on my birthday (March 9—remember this day, as I now expect presents from all who read this next year).

This means that in all ...

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