Raider Nation Goes Into Witness Protection Program

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Published: July 3, 2009

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... File: B109348/2A
CC: United States Marshals Service, Federal Bureau of Prisons
Subject: Induction of subject "Oakland Raider Nation" into program.
Date: July 2, 2009

To Whom It May Concern,

This memorandum exists to acknowledge the induction of subject "Oakland Raider Nation" into the United States Federal Witness Protection Program.

The subject approached authorities last week, making the claim that "Charger Nation, Chief Nation, Bronco Nation, The Rest of the NFL Nation, New York Knick Nation, Chicago Cub Nation, and the Catholic Church are out to get me."

Upon making claims that the reason behind the aggravation was that the Oakland Raiders would be "Super Bowl champs this year," it was clear that the subject was disoriented and delusional due to the stress.

Subject appears to have instigated his own persecution, angering as well as baffling his enemies with statements ...

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