Quincy Black Is Better Than Brian Urlacher (humor)

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Published: March 31, 2009


... Bucs fan.  This is a thinly veiled reference to those that think Peyton Manning's only chance at being good is if Brady fails.  Think as I might I can't think of another player like that.

Bobby Grendier was quick to point out the similarities.  "The Q-man went to New Mexico like that lesser LB Urlacher.  Both were safety/linebacker hybrids in college."

Bobby is quick to add, "That is where the similarities end."

"What about both having uniform numbers in the 50s?" I ask.

"I hadn't thought of that.  I thought 54 and 58 were different enough, but maybe Urlacher should change to ninety-something to not be dwarfed in comparison," said Bobby.

"Why do you think Urlacher is inferior to Quincy Black?" I ask.

"It is painfully obvious when you look at it," said Bobby.  "Urlacher has missed several tackles that the Q-man would've made.  Heck, in 2007 Tom Brady, the self admitted slowest player in the league,...

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