NFL Introduces New Rules to Maintain Parity During the 2009/10 Season (Satire)


Published: March 29, 2009


... struck the beloved golden boy of the Patriots, Tom Brady, and ending his season right then and there

Although this angered and hurt many Patriot hopefuls, it gave other teams in the AFC East a chance to win the division now that Brady wasn’t there to lead the Patriots to another Division title.

With the 2009/10 season just around the corner, the NFL has decided to introduce a new set of new rules in order to keep the Patriots offensive threshold in check and helping other inferior teams like the Jets, Bills, Broncos, and…did I mention the Jets already?

Here are the rules that the NFL wants enforced during the 09/10 season:

Rule No. 1: For every yard the Patriots gain, they will lose half a yard.

Rule No. 2: The Patriots must dress at least three punters for all games, otherwise they will be fined.

Rule No. 3: The Patriots must go a two-point conversion...

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