NFL Draft Analysis


Published: April 28, 2009


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Did Keith mention that he, Mex and I recently performed Def Leppard’s “Photograph” while naked chicks danced onstage? Yeah, we did. And did he also mention that he and I won our fantasy basketball league? Yesiree. It’s like a 14-year-old boy’s Bucket List fulfilled!

If I could just get that little slut Colleen to let me feel her tits during Seven Minutes In Heaven I could die a happy man.

Huh? Never mind.

As you can tell, it has been a good month for us and for sports. Unfortunately we’ve spit the bit a little recently by not posting about some of the big time going ons. In between rehearsals for said stripper gig, busy work schedules, and fighting off swine flu, we’ve been...

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