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More Andre Smith Humor: Lard Knocks
Published: September 3, 2009
The rookie broke his foot just two days after ending a lengthy holdout during a non-contact drill. This only adds to the speculation that Smith is grossly out of shape and also adds to the stigma that won't dissipate surrounding the Bengals first-round picks.
HBO's "Hard Knocks" showed Smith meeting with team owner and local dark lord Mike Brown, who complained to the hippopotamus about the hold out and about the reports of his cushiony physique. Smith showed little verbal prowess in the meeting, nodding his fat head and murmuring “yes sirs” to all of Mike's gripes.
Then, the young prospect the size of a work van took the field and dragged small men on ropes around the field as part of his training regimen. Somewhere along his day, Andre the Obese overdid it and cracked one of his swollen, miserable feet.
While he heals, he will have time to learn the playbook and lose some friggin' weight, for Christ's sakes. He could b...
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