ESPN Reports Tom Brady’s Rehab Set Back by Italian Earthquake (Humor)


Published: April 6, 2009

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... source told me that Brady and Gisele's vacation villa in Italy was damaged by the quake.  Tom was so distraught at the news he threw himself down the stairs and re-injured his ACL."

"Sounds bad, John.  How are the other players reacting?"

"Well, I approached Rodney Harrison and told him.  It was news to him but he flippantly said, 'You got to be kidding, right?  While we hope for the best for Italians, do you think that really affects anyone in Foxboro.' 

"When told of the Brady-Bunchen villa, he just said, 'Pffft.  I don't care.  I'm going to lift weights.'  Obviously there is dissension in the Patriots locker room."

"Amazing story being broken by ESPN's John Clayton from the Gillette Stadium parking lot.  The John Clayton I have on the line, by the way.  John, is there confirmation from the Bundchen camp?"

"They are in denial mode, Trey.  They claim the villa is in Sardinia, an island of...

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