Donovan Mcnabb Brokers Middle East Peace, Booed For Taking So Long (Satire)

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Published: April 30, 2009

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... to announce that Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb brokered Mid-East peace via cell phone while in his Arizona home.

The emotional announcement was met by boos from from thirty Eagles fans who made the trip to the White House, led by WIP radio personality Angelo Cataldi.

"He's had fifteen years here. Why did it take so long?" screamed Cataldi.

"You suck, McNabb!" he added.

Echoing Cataldi's sentiments was Tony from Palmyra.

"You know what? If he had done this years ago, the world would be a better place," said Tony. "Every single death in the history of that region until now is on his head. Booooo!"

"Look at him smiling, up there, like he's done something," said Mario from South Philly. "T.O. was right about you! You ain't done nothing! He's so smug. He needs to be more serious. When he finds Osama Bin Laden, then I'll stop booing.

"(Former Eagles quarterback Ron) Jaworski was a better negotiator than you'll ever be, you...

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