DBB Mock NFL Draft: A Twisted Look at the Biggest Story in Sports

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Published: March 11, 2009

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... His lips are moving. (Cue Carrot Top-like laughter, i.e. none).

All apologies to the WBC, Championship Week, UConn women going undefeated, and anything else the mothership is trying to force down our throats, but the biggest story in sports is still the NFL draft.  
 
Between now and that April weekend, ESPN will have about three billion mock drafts, and all the experts will change their top fives based on erroneous "scoops," like what Matt Stafford had for breakfast. Here at DBB, our crack research department (made up of two interns and a former gambler) has come up with our own mock draft. Degree of accuracy: Exact.

 

1. Detroit Lions

Normally I’d throw in the "don’t care, doesn’t matter," because most don’t care, and it doesn’t matter. But the D is different than most perennial NFL losers, because they at least blow their draft picks in an entertaining way. Another receiver? A QB bus...

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