A Day In The Life Of Adrian Peterson (Satire)

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Published: June 19, 2009

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... back's in the NFL, but we don't know what he does on a day off.

Here is everything he does on a day off:

8:56

Wakes up and turns the TV on. It's on CBS and its one of their stupid shows, so after five minutes he turns the TV off.

 

9:03

He makes some coffee and reads the paper. He reads an interesting story about a kid who drank seven cups of Tim Horton's coffee in two minutes. Makes him want Tim Hortons.

 

9:23

Arrives at Tim Hortons and gets some coffee and signs autographs for the workers.

 

10:13

After the coffee he goes for a jog around the block and almost gets hit by a car, the driver being Packers' coach Mike Mccarthy.

 

11:34

After a long Jog he is hungry and remembers what the coach said "during game week only eat healthy food." So he decides to go to Burge...

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