A Christmas List For The Patriots

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Published: December 19, 2009

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... to me to send you their annual Christmas wish list. As you know, things haven't quite gone that well this year, but these gifts would really bolster the spirits of a disheartened team.

(As a reminder: thanks to the magic of video surveillance, Coach Belichick knows when you're sleeping, awake and violating elf labor laws. Capisce?)

1. A Pass Rush. Yes, Saint Nick, the team certainly could use one of these. In the past few weeks, they've made Drew Brees look god-like and Chad Henne look, well, competent.

Why, you may ask?

Because they had enough time to drop back in the pocket, look for receivers, complete a crossword, fill out their taxes (and they had plenty of deductions) and browse Wikipedia for famous people who were born on their birthdays (Jon Bon Jovi? Who knew?) before a Patriot came within five yards of them.

Even Matt Moore had the time to find a few wide-open receivers. Thankfully, he missed them by about 20 yards, b...

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