John Madden Retires To Start Hockey Career. (Humor)


Published: April 17, 2009

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"Super Bowl winning coach.  Video game icon.  Famous broadcaster.  Hall of Fame member.  What is the first thing you'll do now that you have retired," I asked.

"You see, what you have to do to retire is, you gotta stop doing what you were doing.  If you keep doing what you were doing then your retirement isn't very effective. That's the key to retirement," said John Madden.

Not sure of how to proceed, I did anyway.  "Any truth to the rumors that Al Davis will step aside and let you be as the Raiders GM?" I asked.

"I haven't heard those rumors," he said.

"I made it up to start conversation," I admitted.

"It is a good idea, that Madden guy might work wonders in the Raiders offices," he said.

"Um,"  I said, "Are you referring to yourself in the third person?  You do know you are John Madden, right?"

"Boom!  I'm John Madden!" he said.  "The key to being a good GM is maki...

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