Brett Favre Vs. Tarvaris Jackson: Do the Math (Satire)

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Published: July 11, 2009

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... quarterback, to take over the reigns of their offense. But the question remains: Would the 38-year-old gunslinger really be an improvement over current QB Tarvaris Jackson?

As any student of the game will tell you, there is only one plausible way to find out.

Do the math.

So, let's get to it.

 

1. Brett Favre will be going to the Pro Football Hall of Fame.

   Tarvaris Jackson has been to the Pro Football Hall of Fame.

   +1 Jackson

 

2. Tarvaris Jackson is a person of color. He is African-American.

    Brett Favre is also a person of color. He is a redneck.

    +1 Jackson

 

3.  Brett Favre has an "R" in his name that should come before the "V".

    Tarvaris Jackson has an "R" in his name that should NOT come before the "V".<...

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